A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
by Patwub May 10, 2023
by josh March 26, 2004
A woman who should know what really happened and someone that cared for her was set up to look bad because someone wanted money they were jealous with envy just know kyu ain’t mad just want to make it right by spoiling her and say sorry haters will hate on us for the things i did fuck them haters and back to what we do best come up
Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos wake up the haters are exposed hating on us stealing phone numbers to set us up to hate each other it didn’t work
by hey hey enlightenment May 14, 2022
Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*
by May 21, 2021
The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 23, 2010
When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.
by A WHITE GUY November 15, 2019
by the random. October 29, 2021