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Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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co-triangulate

Figuring something out for one's self using two or more methods that both result in the same answer cross-confirming each other's solution.

Usually used by over educated (uncool) middle management or office staff.
Verb
I co-triangulated the issue and determined the unknown item is (noun).
by Greg T. January 7, 2005
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CO Empire

A group of codependent men who wear eyeliner to seem mysterious to woman.
ZY “The Kevin kids wearing a dress”
- “such a fucking CO”
CO Empire
by ZY Empire July 20, 2020
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Faux-Co

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".
Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?
by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011
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Uwu Dick Co

a kawwai person with a dick
Hello i have A Uwu Dick Co
by Sussy Bakay i have a gun October 28, 2022
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co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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co-worst

I was sure I was the worst; then I met my co-worst, the love of my life!
by Johnny-Ray January 9, 2011
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