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chronically ill

Another term for sick,off the chain, insane,crazy, the shit.
"dude that 720 christ air was chronically ill".
by lil dawg willy June 28, 2007
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Chronically Rebounded-On Girl

A girl every guy goes to right after the end of his relationship. She is led on to think she has a chance of dating said guy. She is usually sweet and will fall for it every time. The guys usually never talk to her after they've been satisfied with their rebound time. Rarely ever has a boyfriend.
Ex.

Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.

Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.
by tinkerpink July 25, 2011
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Chronica

The official name for April 20th, the holiday for the celebration of Cannabis.

A day to be taken to do nothing but spend time with friends, and smoke, vape, eat, as much chronic as possible.

One particular tradition is to smoke blunts/joints all day long. You take the roach from each blunt/joint and mix it in with the chronic for each additional blunt/joint. This is known as a generation. The second blunt/joint with the first roach is a "second generation" blunt/joint. The number of generations a person reaches states how good of a chronica you had.

This holiday dates back to the days of ole. It predates any other holiday, religious or celebratory, in accordance that humans have been using and celebrating the use of chronic since the dawn of time.
"Happy Chronica"

"Have a nice Chronica!!!"

"I smoked a 20th generation blunt on Chronica this year!!!!"
by phoenix42o October 18, 2008
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chronics

type of weed....
yo dawg wat u sayin today still u wanna blaze some chronics
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
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Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
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Chronikah

Marijuana holiday celebrated by smoking endless bowls for eight straight days.
Happy Chronikah! Today is light-up number 5.
by EllenV January 18, 2006
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Chronicologist

A drug dealer. One who sells illegal drugs such as marijuana, AKA chronic.
Man, I'm down to seeds and stems. It's time to make a visit to my chronicologist.
by aldeshsa May 5, 2009
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