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KD Lang CD

Part of the scientific equipment known as a "gaydar". Acts as a homing device for gaydars and gives an 98% accurate reading of a woman or girl's sexuality. If a KD lang CD is in a woman's CD collection, she is gay. If it is in the shop, and she is looking at it, she is 80% likely to be gay. If she does not know the name KD Lang, she is probably straight.
Hot woman-"I bought a KD Lang CD yesterday"

Man-"Bugger"
by Loulou October 6, 2004
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Van Quyen, a footballer of Song Lam Nghe An team, played an important match against The Cong team in Hanoi, Vietnam, on last Saturday. That night, he took a call girl to his hotel room. First, Van Quyen took off his shirt and the call girl could see “Reebok” on his left arm. Then, he took off his trousers, and the call girl saw “Nike” on his right thigh. Finally, he took off his Y-fronts, and the call girl felt a bit embarrassed and used her hand to hide and saw “ad” in (Adidas) on the pubic area of Van Quyen and in panic she thought that "ad.." is "aids". She said “are you HIV positive?”. “Nope!”, Van Quyen answered. Well, my tattoos advertise “Nike”, “Reebok” and “Adidas”. “Well, now, CD!!!!!!!!!!!” Call girl asked.
by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
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Rock Against Bush CD

The CD's that help America's youth and young adults learn about America's "great" administration.
Hated by right wingers, loved by liberals.
Did you buy the new Rock Against Bush CD?
by Emily April 13, 2005
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no-cd

1)
A no-CD crack is a modified executable (.exe on Windows) file. It bypasses the CD checking mechanisms, allowing the user to play without inserting a CD. Commonly used on copied (pirated) games

2)
You might also see the tags NO-CD before a name on Counter-Strike. This indicates the server is running the anti-cheat system, "Cheating-Death", but the user is not running it.

Cheating-Death has been discontinued, and is no longer supported (www.unitedadmins.com)
1)
"Damn, I downloaded that new Hitman game, but it's asking for a CD"
"Hold on, let me send you a no-cd crack"

2)
"OMG WHY DUZ MY NAME SAY NO-CD"
"Because you're not running Cheating-Death"
by Looie February 25, 2008
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ts cd

transexual cross-dresser
I'm a TS CD.
by crystalgrace December 16, 2011
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Megan's Law CD's

These are CD's containing the names and addresses and social security numbers and other identifers of those convicted of any conduct an extreme right wing, neofascist majority wishes to define as any sex offense. This is a specific category of humans targeted for sub-human treatment and status by a modern day lynch mob. Being seen naked by a peeping Tom or Toni, through your own window, could make you into a sex offender, and, thereafter, you will be equated with those who molest little children and then murder them. The issuance of the Megan's Law CD is to ensure and even encourage societal vigilanteeism and vengeance, while officially discouraging it with idle threats of prosecutions that will never be brought. Megan's Law is a societal overreaction to a horrible reality society is causing--sex offenders--and it a by-product largely of hysteria fanned by law enforcement and extreme right wing politicos who wish to capitalize on the climate of fear they say they will save you from with even harsher and more severe, Draconian, modern-day Blue Laws. The Megan's Law CD is the 21st Century equivalent of the Witch Hunts of Salem. It doesn't protect the public it only creates a niche for imposing targeted but condoned cruelty, often against marginalized citizens with severe health care needs but no real threat to society.
Nancy: Did you get your Megan's Law CD's information today?
Betty: Yeah, sure did, now I can go and get that sick pervert on the other side of town and destroy his life! I feel so powerful!
Nancy: What did he do?
Betty: Well, he's a sex offender, that must mean he raped a little infant and cut off her head, after torturing the poor thing for six months!
Nancy: Ah, well, he was, ah, arrested for indecent exposure--he was nekkid on his front lawn, tanked.
Betty: So what! That sick pervert! I want him slaughtered!
by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006
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CD

A nifty $16 dollar novelty flying disc (frisbee). Oh yea, it contains some music or something, too.
by McNoolied September 30, 2003
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