bartholemew

idk a seggs position

throw ur bby out the window! that’s a bartholemew

by sara😎 November 13, 2020

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009

Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.

I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.

by SMAK418 September 28, 2009

Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011

Brummie Birthday Cake

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.

Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.

by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.

Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!

by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018

November Birthday

The date someone fails no nut November. Usually said when wanting discuss when they failed (nutted), but they don't want outside listeners to know. Someone can have multiple November birthdays in one year.

Hey Joe when's your November Birthday
Ah, November 5th 7th and 10th but I'm going strong since then

by Erdic November 22, 2019