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Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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tomato burger

In advertising lingo: A non-event hyped as an event.

The term comes from White Castle's 2005 promotional campaign for the "Roma Tomato Burger" - which was essentially their average white castle burger with a slice of tomato on it.

The campaign was ridiculed and quickly pulled.
"That new campaign's a tomato burger."
by Soros October 26, 2009
mugGet the tomato burgermug.

burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.
Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.
by Alvarex March 24, 2011
mugGet the burger ragemug.

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.
This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.
Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?
by Emem August 15, 2014
mugGet the king burgermug.

Moot burger

She has a nice moot burger.
by Nicoco28 December 21, 2017
mugGet the Moot burgermug.

watermellon burger

A burger with a slice of watermelon on it.
Dang that burger is good what is it. O, it is a watermellon burger.
by watoburger August 16, 2012
mugGet the watermellon burgermug.

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