by Mxrphyy September 05, 2021
by Seemscott August 28, 2021
by Notbruce btw November 21, 2021
A bruce is a guy everyone likes. Well into a sport where he has all the top gear. Walks with chest out, chin up. Always seeing the good. Annoyingly positive. Loudest in a group. Usually 6ft, beard, loves his suits.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public
by Chkblz October 11, 2023
This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
by Simwiks March 07, 2021
Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.
by cammiam August 01, 2020