Dick is in a blender 

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

Dick is in a blender by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Blonde 

1. Commonly used to refer to ditzes or ditzy moments, hence blonde moment. This is unfairly biased.
2. A hair color.

I have blonde hair yet when it comes to class rank I am tied with or have a higher grade than a Chinese girl. (With the stereotypical Asian parents that push for her to get great grades) I'm more of a person that tries to do their homework before they get home.
2. You say there's no such thing as a smart blonde yet your dumber than me. Haha dumbass.

Blonde by Me December 17, 2004

A blonde on a quiz show

A phrase that means someone is very stupid.

On that spelling test i was like a blonde on a quiz show.

A blonde on a quiz show by Shaun Alexander Miller April 20, 2008

blonde bimbo 

A Blonde Bimbo is an attractive women who has big tits and has blonde hair/ someone who died their hair w/ peroxide.

"hey blonde bimbo nice tits'

blonde bimbo by bigboobladyyyx3 May 7, 2011

Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

blonde moment 

when a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything

"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"

blonde moment by tozza September 28, 2003

blonde 

Someone we can all make fun of, even blondes.

That blonde is making fun of herself because she just read the urban dictionary definition.

blonde by Dee April 16, 2004