cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

The dead bears

The dead bears is a tik tok cult that is gonna take over the other tik tok cults.

Did the dead bear cult attack again?
The dead bears will stop the tik tok cult.

by Dead bear May 16, 2020

Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it

This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

A frame and beers

When you get a twelve pack of cold ones with your best buddy and absolutely pound someone’s old lady

Eh dan was pretty good time A framing that slut last night eh good ole A frame and beers

by Dan and jacks a frame April 22, 2021