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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty July 19, 2016
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asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
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quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
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Yeet it or beat it

A term used to tell someone to either do something, or not do it at all.
You want to talk to that girl? Then Yeet it or beat it man!
by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021
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Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.
Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game
by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020
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cut the beat

Ayooo cut the beat, run it back. (Run it back is like rewind)
by Ashippie April 28, 2021
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