Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

Baesexual

When you only have the hots for meet me top streamer Baerab! When u get wet or hard only for Baerab

I wouldn’t date you considering I am baesexual and ONLY Baerab turns me on!

by ayetati May 4, 2021

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

Baksetbal

(N) A Baksetbal is man that loves women and like to simp so hardly its on the point that heads wont handle.

(Adj)An idiotic simp.

(N) The baksetbal is playing with the toys.

(Adj) That man is a baksetbal

by The_GodFather15 October 20, 2021

baseball boy

the hottest boys
not gay like soccer boys
ex: campbell and dansby

Dansby is so hot. He's such a baseball boy

by lil huddyyy November 5, 2021

Based

Based in reality

I am based

by HippyDippyKippy August 29, 2021