floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Smoking a boat

A Boat is another term for PCP. PCP is some nasty shit. Don't take it. ever.

Guy: Hey man, wanna smoke a boat?

Me: Nah man, I'm all weed, I don't do hard shit like you

Guy: Come on man, you'd love smoking a boat...

Me: Fuck off crack head.

by FlaTLiN3D September 2, 2009

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006

Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009

penis boat

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.

I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.

by that guy with the definition April 28, 2009

slow boat to prozak island

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy

Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child

by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008

Sushi Boat

A Mitsubishi automobile. Coined from a scene in the King of the Hill episode "Unfortunate Son".

EUSTACE: Yeah it's the maroon Mitsubishi.
COTTON: Mitsubishi??? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin' Hitler's canoe to no traitor.
EUSTACE: We had a verbal agreement.
COTTON: You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe. I'm a war hero! I killed fitty men, now hop in your sushi boat and git!

by Ianjib January 10, 2016