and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020

bible

a book to read to scripture of god.

(super good read)

Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom

sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead

lovie- Ahem

by anonymous November 7, 2023

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.

Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.

by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019

Bible

A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth

“ I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible”

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”

by Ayanna bekele March 7, 2021

bible

Synonym for “fr”

“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight”
“Bible”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022