Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.

We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!

by adog69 April 28, 2011

squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004

cock bastard

my father

i hate you, you cock bastard

by ryan October 20, 2003

sketchy bastard

1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.

2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.

1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!

2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.

by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010

Bastard-factory

A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.

What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.

by iAmOtto December 9, 2008