Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

Beach Heater

Cigarettes smoked while occupying the beach or surrounding beach area

Let’s go chill at the beach and smoke some beach heaters with the boys!

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 8, 2021

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Rachel Beach

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.

"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."

by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

The Beach Effect

A feeling of total looseness, relaxation, and clarity only achieved by being on the beach.

The Beach Effect

by TBE. March 10, 2019

Beech/Beach

/biCH/

Beech (US)

Beach (UK)

Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.

And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D

"What'd you say to me you little beech?"

"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"

Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .

"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"

"Beeches be crazy"

by GoodWordsThatYoullNeverUse December 1, 2019