alcoholex

the index for measuring alcoholic content in the system of a person.

The driver’s alcoholex was too high and he was therefore had up.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012

Alcoholzheimer's

A classier, DSM-IV way of explaining your condition of being black out drunk.

Officer, of course I can't remember my address- I have Alcoholzheimer's.

by RadioBaconDotOrg December 18, 2012

alchodick

a skank who is addicted (in a similar way to alcohol) to drinking baby-gravy like tequila shots

bitch, suck dat alchodick and swallow that baby-batter

by youhoe February 28, 2013

Alchohobbiests

People that enjoy alcohol without the need of official meetings about alcohol.

The upgrade to first class includes booze so that is perfect for alchohobbiests.

by WookieeStL July 16, 2013

alchozimer

Alcohol related memory loss

Andy was that pissed last night he is suffering from alchozimers

by sparts February 2, 2014

alchulus

The intricate mathematical process of deciding which booze yields the best dollar per buzz ratio.

I spent hours using alchulus to figure out which vodka was best for my budget.

by mastertriple April 14, 2014

Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 15, 2014