Alabama China

Paper plates, plastic utensils/cups.

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.

by CainisAble September 3, 2016

Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023

Alabama damn

A damn you give to the Alabama degree

Jeff: Did you see Mark got a new cat
You: I don't give an Alabama damn about Mark's cat

by Batmans_Toe April 11, 2023

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

The Alabama Slamma

A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.

The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.

by Venomous Nutt February 1, 2023

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023