Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.

One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021

Alabama slamajama

An orgy that involves two or more family members.

Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.

by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021