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A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
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Real-time prevention, analysis and monitoring rule based algorithmic ("alerting") against content that contains spam.
Noun.
AlertSpamnogic (uncountable, uncountable noun, mass noun, plural spamnogics)
1. alert a user, or external system, or process, if the application of ("logically") sentiment analysis, search engine analysis, and content analytics assembled in a "logical" array, or series, to identify the legitimacy of, or to have a perceived purposeful value.
2. the receiving of a message, product or service that does not provide any expected value to the recipient based on a sample of the message, content, or capabilities such as a subject, or "tags".
References
See the open-source spam intrusion system called "AlertSpamnogic" on GitHub.org. This system is distributed under BSD licensing and includes "rules" that help logically identify content tbhat contains spam.
Real-time prevention, analysis and monitoring rule based algorithmic ("alerting") against content that contains spam.
Noun.
AlertSpamnogic (uncountable, uncountable noun, mass noun, plural spamnogics)
1. alert a user, or external system, or process, if the application of ("logically") sentiment analysis, search engine analysis, and content analytics assembled in a "logical" array, or series, to identify the legitimacy of, or to have a perceived purposeful value.
2. the receiving of a message, product or service that does not provide any expected value to the recipient based on a sample of the message, content, or capabilities such as a subject, or "tags".
References
See the open-source spam intrusion system called "AlertSpamnogic" on GitHub.org. This system is distributed under BSD licensing and includes "rules" that help logically identify content tbhat contains spam.
I bought the most expensive security product/service to protect me from spam called AlertSpamnogic which is also available as an open source version if I want to install it on my PC.
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