appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

Appaholic

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.

I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.

by IPaduser May 1, 2010

Apple fell on my head

When one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an Apple device. A moment of iEnlightenment.

guy1: "Hey, I just learned how to delete Facebook posts on my iPhone!"

guy2: "No way...who taught you that?"

guy1: "The Apple fell on my head as I was brushing away some pocket lint!"

by jtuck58 February 23, 2011

apple fangirl

A girl who is a fan of and addicted to and/or loves products made by Apple, also she finds them superior to any electronic device made by other companies

I'm an Apple fangirl and love the iPhone, it is so much better than Android

by §ī★®|¡ī€ October 6, 2015

bon appetitty

when you eat titties

clavannah: he licked her boons
Monty: Bon appetitty

by clavannah November 6, 2013

Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".

"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"

by hailsfromSC June 24, 2009