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Alabama

The only state where fucking your girlfriend and fucking your cousin are one in the same
I visited my girlfriend in Alabama the other day my aunt said her daughter had missed me
by Nichole valcove May 2, 2018
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Alabama Worm Farm

This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.

During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.

After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.

Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers

If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.

Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers

Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.
by Quarler July 23, 2009
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Alabama Crab Dangler

N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shit that is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.
Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.
by chad2 July 29, 2006
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Alabama Hotpocket

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
by rod-man April 12, 2007
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alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009
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alabama hurricane

A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU

SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
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University of Alabama

A redneck intellectual backwater. Ranks 10th among the 12 SEC institutions in both SAT and GRE averages. Mississippi State University & the University of Mississippi, aka "Ole Miss," rank 11th & 12th. Located in Tuscaloosa, a pathetic peckerwood Wal-Martesque Twilight Zone shithole out near Mississippi and former headquarters of the KKK. Uber obsessed with Auburn and "footbawl," few "students" would know Proust from Proulx from Prado. Its nemesis, Auburn, is another "university" in the state, but it is close to Georgia and Atlanta, with several thousand students from metro Atlanta, the Northeast, the Midwest, the West Coast and Asia who have diminshed the inbred factor substantially - while increasing standardized test averages to something approaching halfway respectable. The University of Alabama female "students" attend classes wearing flip-flops and with their stringy platinum blonde hair haphazardly piled megaskank fashion atop their heads. Male "students" invariably feature "Bama Bangs," which makes them appear to have even lower IQs. They speak with accents which make most cringe, as if they are the products of 800 years of inbreeding. Jacked up pickup trucks abound, "Bama" tattoos aren't a rarity and an unsettling percentage of the natives (especially the "Bama Bangs" sporting males) "chew" (chew and spit tobacco). The females see these "attributes" as signs of their men not being gay. "He mat be dumbern possum shit, but he's mah my-yun!"
The University of Alabama cheer: "Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma Row Tah Row! Nah less play sum foot bawl!"
by Mountain Brook for Now Bev August 2, 2010
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