a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009
Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
by chefan93 October 05, 2009
to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left
in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave
by gangbangmasingil July 13, 2006
Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.
Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2015
A sportsperson or sports team who dominate inferior opposition, but who cannot beat top-level opponents
"What do you think of Silviniaco Conti's chances in the Gold Cup?"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"
by JoshPearson10 November 25, 2015
by Justine Lowndes September 21, 2006
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