Up and Down Rubber

To rise and fall whilst connected to another human's body.

"Dude, ahmigosh, Raul and I went up and down the other night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, and not just up and down...but up and down RUBBER!"

by Crustin April 17, 2006

f'd in the A with a big rubber D

A good "suffix" to jazz up the already good saying "f'd in the a"

When you want to curse someone you can say: "F that guy in the A with a big rubber D"

by legaldealer June 01, 2004

rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

by fishpaw February 19, 2009

Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 05, 2016

Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown

Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.

We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.

by Dasmandude March 16, 2021

extreme rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like extreme handball or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of extreme rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of extreme rubber chicken hair.

by yomomma123456789 April 21, 2009

Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.

get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!

by guesswho1017 February 09, 2010