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Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.
"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."
by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012
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play uncle

Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"
Come over and meet my play uncle--he's been around since I was 5
by Fandelaspalabras February 7, 2019
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play it off

1) To act as if something which has been brought up as a major occurance is really nothing special.

2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person
1) Sukisoya thought the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima was tremendously horrible, but Gerard played it off as a necessary step for progress

2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie
by The Rabid Definer September 17, 2003
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playing coy

To be perceived as naïve while in reality you are being ignorant at someone else's expense. Usually for entertainment purposes.
Playing "dumb"
"I was just playing coy earlier when I yelled at you to get back to work. I knew you were on your lunch break."
by Dynamaux November 4, 2015
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playing god

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.
Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.
by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010
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gay for play

"Did you see Alice and Jane Kissing! I had no idea they were lesbians."

"Nah man, it's all just gay for play."
by knowmadd July 1, 2008
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pig play

"dirty" gay sex - W/S, scat, sweat, etc
He is a total bottom and loves pig play.
by farmboy December 24, 2005
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