failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.

"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"

by tweetlesann June 16, 2009

Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

curb fail

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.

"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"

by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010

Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.

Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.

by What, what? March 7, 2011

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015