penis khan

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...

teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"

by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

Peni

The plural of the word penis.

My and my bro like to flex our big peni

by Toesandbros March 26, 2022

Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.

Tania absolutely loves big horse penis.

by samantharules March 26, 2022

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!

penis in my butt i dont give a fuck

by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022

Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body

"that mans penis is so small!"

by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022