Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

penis tumbler

is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person

that guy is such a penis tumbler

by fmak779 August 4, 2009

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

Penis

A very humorous word first used in the 1800s or so. Really funny, say it at parties!

Person 1: Penis.
Person 2: wow that was really funny, it bettered and brightened my day.

by Pseudo-Whodonym March 23, 2021

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

penis

meat stick on dudes that can make white shit come out

i got a big penis

by enderooofer July 25, 2023