cat

an animal with 8 legs

omg a cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 2, 2019

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Cat Noir

THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM

Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS

by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022

Cat

A pile of fluff.

I have 3 cats

by Fluffycat3872 February 24, 2023

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021