catch this L 

In this context, catch this L essentially means catching a loss, such as proving an invalid point or simply being wrong.

"Boy you can catch this L"

catch this L by tiathecreator July 29, 2017

Category 5 Wet Dream 

To wake up choking on your own jizz.

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

Category 5 Wet Dream by Scrothomas February 3, 2018

Cattin

The act of avoiding or dodging someone that has been trying to reach or contact/talk to you.

I've been trying to hit him up all week but he's been cattin me

Cattin by InYaWinDough May 29, 2018

catguyplant 

the only person capable of reducing the entire school population with a mere glance

*germany exists*
catguyplant: germany's really starting to piss me off

catguyplant by lord_marqq November 11, 2019

Cattery 

A place to pick up loose woman, a brothel

After a hard day at the office, I like to visit my local cattery.

Cattery by Bitlor January 8, 2020

Catessa 

A catessa is One of the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Catessa's are very caring and loving. If you are having a bad day they will do anything to help. They are very insecure about their selfs but always hype up others. Catessa's care so much about others feelings, they usually hide theirs away because they feel no one cares. Catessa’s are amazing friends. They get used and dropped alot. People used catessas kindness as her weakness. And if you date a catessa treat her right she gets hurt alot. And if you are friends with catessa, make sure to check up on her and care for her. She loves you. She will always be there no matter how much you hurt her. Moral of the story, catessas are different. Treat them speacial🥺

Yo catessa is the best person i ever met!

Catessa by Dr.phils mustache June 10, 2020

catturdcoin 

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.

"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."

catturdcoin by thisislikelytheend August 4, 2020