Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 06, 2021
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Monkey Union

A monkey rock band from Gothenburg, Sweden
-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!
by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018
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Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019
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monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.
She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.
by sahmcclure January 10, 2010
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Monkey Smasher

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
by Tkolee September 07, 2010
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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
by McthicclesZachy March 08, 2021
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