A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.
by White Christian Families May 21, 2018
Get the Susan 34 Kidsmug. Usually over-privileged under-supervised kids who live on the lake and think that it's unusual to not stay at the Ritz Carlton when you go to Florida for spring break. Often cruise around on their mopeds and train all summer for lacrosse because lax is life. Like to sport Vineyard Vines clothing and are especially in love with the stickers to put on their MacBook Pros, but still insist that they're not preppy. Can tell you the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs--even if both have the Ugg brand name on them. Complain about getting an A- on a pop quiz because "What will Mom and Dad say if I don't go to Harvard or Yale?" Like to get drunk and pass out in front of the high school and get picked up by their friends who shouldn't be driving yet to be taken to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.
Conversations heard by east kids:
"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"
"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"
"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"
"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"
by eastiebeasty April 22, 2014
Get the east kidsmug. A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.
by Rev39 August 21, 2025
Get the 1-800 cars for kidsmug. by Séan Miller February 9, 2022
Get the kid mescmug. An idiot. In reference to children that would walk up to an arcade cabinet and instead of asking their parents for a quarter to play, would just grab the joystick and mash the buttons and would think they are playing. This is because they are dumb and don’t know how anything works. Similar to anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers.
“The government is putting micro chips in the vaccine!”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”
by SammyCrates January 5, 2022
Get the No-Quarter Kidmug. A high score who is obsessed with theater, may or may not have interpersonal relationships with choir kids. give up all of their free time to rehearse, and are very dramatic.
by Purpstar615 February 1, 2023
Get the Theatre kidmug. Little kids who steal other people’s videos by putting themselves up in the corner without giving any credit, and somehow ALWAYS SOMEHOW END UP GETTING MORE VIEWS THAN THE ORIGINAL CREATORS.
by WillTheBozo February 13, 2024
Get the green screen kidmug.