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Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??
by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008
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you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.
Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...
by someone who is older... December 15, 2008
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Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple
"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.
by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009
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Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.
"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."
by Beans55 January 14, 2009
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GTFO (get the fuck online)

When your waiting for a dbag friend to log into xbox live, and they tell you they will be on in ten, but they really mean an hour, then you text them and tell them to gtfo.
That dumb bitch needs to GTFO (get the fuck online).
by xwabombwx November 26, 2009
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Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
by Bulund August 13, 2017
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I'll get Dan Lowe on ye

A challenge to a fight that you couldn't possibly win.
If you touch me I'll get dan lowe on ye
by benibg5 March 14, 2017
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