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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
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Cheese

A Food intended for cult sacrifice and pure pleasure.

Cheese was made by the gods upon a simple Saturday after months of old milk sitting in a bowl, magically gracing us with its presence. It is often used: as a topping upon pastas, in sandwiches, a snack to nibble on and most notably, as both a being of worship and a sacrifice to our great ones.
person 1"dude you always talk about cheese, what's with that?"

person 2"you will understand soon"
by AflesheatingGhost August 2, 2024
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Cheese

by Peter Bob archon February 23, 2021
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cheese chiu

A strong independent woman who likes to leave Nadeems behind.
Qualities:
1. Can make a sandwich
2.Can leave you
3. Strong and independent
4.Woman
Damn, Nadeem sure misses his cheese chiu!
by RetardianPrince May 7, 2016
mugGet the cheese chiumug.
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though
Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq
by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019
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