Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.

“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”

by nottravis March 10, 2024

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

Cum-Stirrer

When the sexual recipient still has waste from the previous encounter with another person.

If a prostitute has been working for consecutive hours, you are def a cum-stirrer.

by EdAdrianSaba March 23, 2018

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

sebastien cumming

you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.

Girlfriend: youre being such a sebastien cumming babe, you havent came in me all night!!

by pussydestroyer12312343 February 27, 2020

catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.

Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.

by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022