Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

My brown

Brown is someone you have known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better, the person you would talk to hours and hours without getting bored. They make you truly happy.

You’re my brown

by Tranberg March 23, 2022

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Mr. Brown

the art of putting young men on all fours.

Mr. Brown: i’m going to get you on all fours and i’m going to eat your ass

by gchsalumni January 25, 2022

Mr brown

Someone who puts queers on all fours/eats their ass.

I walked in on mr brown going to town.

by Nasty696 January 26, 2022

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Manu Brown

A handsome man with great taste in music and a fat cock. He has a great heart and great pull out game.

Damn your talking to Manu Brown. Lucky you

by Fatty_Cack808 January 26, 2022