full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

The cat’s vajanas

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

Ordinary Cat

The opposite of a cool cat. Someone who is just absolutely mid in every way possible.

“oh that guy over there, he’s just an ordinary cat”

“what’s an ordinary cat?”
“he’s just not that cool of a cat”

by jj179263 February 20, 2024

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

cat

loveing and amasing !

i love my cat

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 4, 2020

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018