a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
by Pineapple_boi May 25, 2020
by Inni84 November 26, 2023
Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!
by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020
This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023