cum

short for cumquat fruit

hey can i get a cum smoothie?

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 8, 2021

cum hoodie

When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.

The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.

by The Cumzler March 21, 2024

Cum

Cum is a white sticky substance made by a males ball-sack when sexually aroused, also called sperm. Cum is used to impregnate a female, but is sometimes swallowed like a drink (Ew).

Sarah: "Are you seriously going to cum in me?"

Alex: "Don't you want to start a family?"

by Markimoooo March 25, 2022

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

peanut butter cum

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.

Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!

by Infected(DoesThings) January 31, 2021

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017