Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 02, 2022
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strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet
by skippydinglechalk1 February 20, 2021
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 28, 2024
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cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face
billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night
by doodoobreath December 14, 2008
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Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.
I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.
by Trans Lotad February 20, 2025
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buckets of cum

When something's sooo good, you could fill a bucket..
"Man, look at this new Fisher and Paykel dishwasher!"
"Yeah man look at the integrated cutlery drawer - Buckets of Cum."
by bucketking January 30, 2024
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Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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