"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
Get the time and tide wait for no manmug. A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the I wanna see what you get to experience all the timemug. by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022
Get the I like spending time with youmug. Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019
Get the Daylight Saving Timemug. The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
Get the time jumpermug. 
ITS A GREAT GAME WOHOO
by UselessT0M July 9, 2019
Get the Time Travel Adventuresmug.