Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 22, 2024

The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)

Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 19, 2021

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

Soul Monkey

A soul reaper in the game type://soul

DIRTY SOUL MONKEY

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 19, 2024

Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul

Stupid Soul Monkey

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024

uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half

you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry

by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 30, 2019

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023