You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

When a girl has to do when a girl what she has to do.
Doing something slutty or wrong

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Fuad : does she wanna gw me

Camila no you’re an opp boy pagan

Rodrigo:would you gw Fuad

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Rodrigo: so yes
Camila : no he’s butters

by 1122344656565656 May 10, 2021

Let's see what you got oculus

That one ad on youtube from Facebook

ok, Let's see what you got oculus *oculus sound effect* DRAYMA HOW DO YOU DO THAT RELAX JUST GET INTO IT, YEAH I THINK I GOT IT!@#$%^&*(

by skibidybopmmdaadaa May 10, 2021

It Is What It Is

A statement made by someone who wants to avoid an argument or has no intent of engaging on an issue, because they know fine damn well they've screwed up and they'd definitely be on the losing end of things.

Often taken up by egomaniac head coaches who just lost a game they should have had sewn up (e.g. Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Bill Belichick etc - Jerry Glanville for the teenagers) or someone in management fond of punching down who just fucked over an employee. Again.

'Bill, you really weren't ready for that hook-and double lateral that won the game for Miami today. Why did you put Gronkowski on the field in defense when Kenyan Drake was always going to breeze past him?' 'It is what it is.'

'You've got me in on a national holiday shift where there's no more buses home ten minutes before I'm done and a taxi would cost more than half what I'd make in that shift. Every time this happens.' 'It is what it is. Sort it out yourself.'

by Whirlwound May 15, 2021

Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".

Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.

by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021