new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 9, 2010

Pew news

Pew news is the worlds most swedish news program in the world lead by Gloria borger and before that Poppy harlow.
Pew news is found on the youtube channel Pewdiepie and som people speculate that it is secretly run by Felix kjellberg also know as Pewdiepie.

Hey did you watch the latest episode of Pew news.

by HumbleRickard64 January 18, 2019

Fallout: New Vegas

Gambling in a nutshell

Me: I now have a gambling addiction
My friend: How?
Me: Fallout: New Vegas came out

by DaCUmNUt February 10, 2022

News Hangover

The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.

Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.

by Staercke.Alex October 5, 2017

7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election

John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023