Red

Someone who probably dies they're hair everyday and gay too

Hey Red what color are you gonna die ur hair?

by Edi21p November 24, 2021

Red rocket

When a male (any species) sees a hot naked female, their dick spikes up and turns red

Wifey:hey hun

him: uhhhhhh hi
Wifey:omfg are u red rocketing
Him:i gotta go take a sheet
Wifey:nah come here

by Hoes_ in_ the_ house November 9, 2020

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

Red neck Engineering

An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.

Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..

by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022

Red 5

To gracefully dismount from ones motorcycle at an unfortunate time.

Sometimes can be done with multiple oeople

"Hey bud are you ok, you just pulled a massive Red 5 there!!"

by Gruff-4000 December 27, 2020

Frank's Red Hot

The act of spraying Bear-Mace on the testicles and then receiving Fellatio until Climax

I gave him the Frank's Red Hot and now I've gone blind in one eye

by TheMonsterUndermyBed December 28, 2024

ole red

a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red

tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev

marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together

marlon: mmm boi

by ndjdyn nendhxmemd September 22, 2019