can't get right 

erectile dysfunction when being with an attractive woman, due to extreme intoxication or being a closet homosexual

Yo son, Kevin can't get right. His dick was mad soft with that bitch. He drank too much, guy. I mean, he could be gay, son.

can't get right by Carl Carlsburg July 1, 2008

Let's get soapy! 

Use this term When washing a car. This is a famous commicle phrase said by Pat Mohr of CampJinx.com

Today's Disturbing peice of advice, how to wash a car. Hmm, LET's GET SOAPY!!

Let's get soapy! by J-Smooth December 24, 2004

I've fallen and I can''t get up! 

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

I've fallen and I can''t get up! by Bchita March 22, 2010

you get nones 

the act of doing something for which people will think less of you

note;not pronounced no+nes but none+s

-i ate the last piece of cake

-ahhh you get nones for dat! NONES!!

you get nones by clinton lopez April 14, 2008

Flat get after it 

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

Flat get after it by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008

to get cookies 

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

to get cookies by gettincookies February 20, 2011

tryna get off 

someone is trying to play you

Friend "Your boyfriend is ugly girl"

You "You tryna get off "

tryna get off by khi July 27, 2017