Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

by xxxKismetxxx January 08, 2024

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 02, 2022

strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!

did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet

by skippydinglechalk1 February 20, 2021

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 28, 2024

cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face

billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night

by doodoobreath December 14, 2008

Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 20, 2025

A Cummings

A complete Cunt

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.

by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020