Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"
by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 29, 2020
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Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl
That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles
by Pimple juice April 20, 2015
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018
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the red wedding

Fuck george ... i hope he has the red wedding
by John snoow February 01, 2017
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big red shed

A word relating to the New Zealand low-cost department store chain The Warehouse. It refers to the fact that the stores are often painted bright red. The stores are also known as the Ware Whare.
"Did you hear that they are building a big red shed down the road?"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"
by benrad February 08, 2019
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dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.
*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
by Fatto January 28, 2020
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