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grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
by FLwheeler April 18, 2016
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north monkey

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016
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sweet monkey balls

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!
by SupahNautical May 1, 2016
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Mack-Monkey

A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.
I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.
by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016
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share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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karate monkey

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.
by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016
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twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.
Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.
by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016
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