by SpartanRascal November 22, 2023

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022

by Suzysucksasslol November 25, 2020

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022
