Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 13, 2022

oil nuts

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls

Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty

by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend

Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear

by Noggin the nog March 19, 2018

Mai nuts

Squishy things

These are Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022