dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

Butt Dick

When you take a shit, the turd gets stuck and hangs out of your ass like a reverse penis

I was on the john last night and
I had a wicked Butt Dick hangin

by jackmeoffveryhard February 13, 2009

Dick Drop

1. An annoying kid.
2. Gets pissed off at little things.
3. Takes hissy fits a lot.

1.Dick Drop annoyed the fuck out of me today.
2. I can't believe we have to do 5 definitions for homework!
3. OMG, THESE COMPUTERS ARE SO SLOW, LIKE OMG WHAT THE FUCK BITCH SHIT FUCK.

by unloco January 11, 2004

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

Sucking (dick)

When (preferably, a woman) goes and puts (preferably a man's) dick into her mouth and does that in cycles until you bust a nut.

Oh yeah,that girl was sucking (dick) that night.

by Your great-great-great grandpa July 5, 2017

Abercrombie and Dick

Acceptable circumstance to deem anyone who wears abercrombie as gay. Meerly wearing an article of clothing now is suffice to determine homosexuality.

"Oh he looks cute."
"Like you have a chance, he sucks Abercrombie and Dick."

by El Zacko August 15, 2007

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 5, 2004