The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids

"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)

by oderus orungus December 14, 2008

New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.

Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.

by Logan R white January 10, 2011

New Word

A word that someone adds to Urban Dictionary

Andy had no ideas to add to Urban Dictionary so he added New Word instead

by WhatsHisFace12346 April 18, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

New Delhi Chest Chocolate

New Delhi has a disgusting Scat Porn reputation, this word comes from the world of New Delhi Scat Porn Forums. Translated directly from the forum:

"New delhi chest chocolate is shit on her chest"

by il nut eggs out June 25, 2023

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020

New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022